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From 'Baby Shah' to Bond villains, Iran war coverage has reached new heights of absurdity

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From 'Baby Shah' to Bond villains, Iran war coverage has reached new heights of absurdity Submitted by Tanya Goudsouzian on Fri, 05/22/2026 - 16:27 The insertion of former president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad into the narrative is just the latest telenovela-worthy twist Former Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is pictured in Tehran on 2 June 2024 (Atta Kenare/AFP) Off Media coverage of the Iran war has reached full telenovela levels of absurdity. One moment, audiences are told the “Baby Shah”, Reza Pahlavi, is on the verge of a triumphant return to Tehran .  The next, Kurdish “irregulars” - wait, is this 1914 or 2026? - are supposedly preparing to cross the Iraqi border in support of regime-change operations, as the Islamic Republic teeters on the brink of collapse.  Within hours, news emerges that the supreme leader has been killed , followed by a plot twist: his son and anointed successor is described, like a James Bond villain, as a horribly disfigured and vengeful cleric hidden from public view and ruling “ from the shadows ”, while maintaining vast properties in London .  Just when the storyline seems exhausted, another shocker arrives. An anti- Israel , populist former president, routinely described as a “hardliner”, suddenly appears in reports as Israel’s preferred alternative for Iran ’s future. At this point, it would almost be remiss not to reference the 1997 satirical film Wag the Dog , about a spin doctor and a Hollywood producer who fabricate a war to cover up a sex scandal, well before the Epstein files . The narratives shift with such speed and theatrical flair that they hardly resemble news reports any more. Since late February, t...